Sooo, if you somehow got sucked into the vortex that is your stalkerish Google search, somehow, you might have ended up here.
And you’re looking around going, “Tito, I don’t think we’re in Harlem anymore.”
Well, to be honest, I’m sort of here by accident too. So I’m glad we’re fucking up together. Maybe at some point we can take the “up” out of it and just fuck together, but I’m a classy broad, so I’ll let you warm up to it.